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PREZIDENT KINNEY Assistant Webmaster
AKA Master and Commander. Prezident of the Kahootz Klub. |
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CORPORAL AIKO AKA Finger Killer |
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RECRUIT ANGEL
AKA Blue Mischief. Known for being a spoiled only birdie. |
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LIEUTENANT ANTONIO BIRDERAS
AKA Zorro. Known for defending the honor of ladybirds and for taking up for those who cannot defend themselves. |
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CORPORAL BALOU AKA The Tank Known for his stealthy sneak attacks. |
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RECRUIT BASIL AKA The Phantom Known for hiding in mom's shirt to gather information on hoomans. |
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CORPORAL BEANIE AKA Da Beaner. Bomber extraordinairre. Known for his erratic flying patterns. |
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RECRUIT BEAU AKA Sly Guy. Slips past humans unnoticed. When it's too late - he bites!. |
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RECRUIT BIGBOY AKA Biggie. Speaking lots of hooman words and phrases! |
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LIEUTENANT BINK PEEV AKA Gunner. Known for his beaky kisses. |
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RECRUIT BOO AKA The Blue Wave Known for waving to hoomans to lure them into his power. |
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RECRUIT BOO BERRY AKA Blue Ghost. Known for scaring humans and making them run. |
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COLONEL BROCKLEY SEA TEAM LEADER AKA yelkcorB Speaks 20 odd languages (and we mean odd), is a master decoder and is often seen on amphibious missions. |
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CORPORAL BUBBA AKA Stubs Known for his fast demolition skills. |
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CORPORAL CHIQUITA AKA Ariel |
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RECRUIT CLEOPATRA AKA Munchkin and Monkey Known for painful ear nips. |
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RECRUIT DEXTER AKA Dexi Known for escaping his cage and playing Hide-N-Seek from Mom! |
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FIVE SPRAY GENERAL DOODLEBUG CHIEF of SPLAT Webmaster AKA The Mouthpiece. Known for talking his way out of any situation. Soulmate to Sally Sue. |
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RECRUIT DORI AKA The Fly. Able to hang onto the side of her cage for yours - so still....so quiet..... |
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LIEUTENANT DUCKY AKA Ducky Do. Known for holding a grudge. |
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CAPTAIN DUNCAN AKA Blue Hawk. Known for being a cry baby and having eyes and ears like a hawk. |
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COLONEL EMRIL AKA Invisible Dragon. Known for his invisibility, biting hoomans between the fingers and yelling. |
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CORPORAL FIDDLESTICKS AKA Houdini Known for disappearing into thin air. |
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CORPORALS FRED & BARNEY AKA The Dynamic Duo. Known for double the amount of trouble they get into. When these guys team up, watch out! |
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RECRUIT GIZMO AKA "The Giz". Known for his fine food flinging technique and his dashing good looks. |
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CORPORAL GUS AKA Captain of Destruction. Master of shredding evidence. Known for sneaking along the baseboards without detection and attacking zippers fearlessly. |
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CAPTAIN HALF PINT AKA H.P. Known for being left on the space ship! |
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CORPORAL J. P. AKA The Heart Melter, AKA The Green Mamba. Known for disabling hoomans with his patented cuteness stare & lightening fast bite attacks once they are lulled into a false sense of security. Also an expert at making 3 point landings on hooman heads. |
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LIEUTENANT JADE AKA Sneaky. Known for being a great escape artist. Also know for giving beak bite lessons |
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CORPORAL JASPER AKA Tripod. Known for chewing off his own toe. Bird of all trades: rations, fort building, firepits, etc.. |
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LIEUTENANT JUNIOR AKA Tripod. Most recently known for flinging a broccoli bomb over two feet! |
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RECRUIT KIWI AKA Meepers. Known for his famous "birditude" - attitude with a distinctly avian twist. Hobbies include eating, pooping and the flinging of same. |
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LIEUTENANT KIWI M. AKA Shredder. Known for shredding paper, helicopter flying and target bombing. |
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CORPORAL LETA AKA "Low" Leta. Known for flying low to the ground during missions to avoid radar detection. |
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LIEUTENANT LITTLE DICKENS AKA Bulldog Dickens. |
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MAJOR LUKE AKA The Mad Scientist. Known for his mind control techniques. |
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MAJOR MAGGIE MAY AIR TEAM LEADER AKA The Goddess. Known for staring down 130 pounds of yellow lab. |
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CAPTAIN MICORA AKA Mickey, Turkey Toot. Known for her love of strawberry "juice" (hic!) Soulmate to Pepi. |
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CAPTAIN MISSY AKA Missnippy. Known for undoing knitting, throwing mash further every day, evading the spray bottle and scaring the poop outta little kids. |
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RECRUIT MYRTLE |
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CORPORAL NORMEE Known for his ability to distract humans using his big soulful eyes, unlimited capacity to charm and effective begging techniques. During important missions, when extra distraction is required, he has been known to resort to plucking out his own chest feathers for the cause.
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RECRUIT OLIVER TOOTIE AKA Oliver "Atti" Tootie, aka Tudeman, aka Green Demon. Known for his acrobatics, charm and "Deranged Chicken" imitation! |
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RECRUIT PATTI Specialty: Dragon taming! |
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CORPORAL PEABODY AKA The Artist. Known for his large collection of crayons |
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GENERAL PIPSQUEAK AKA Hell on Wheels. Known for running on his wheel and throughout his castle/obstacle course at lightening speed. |
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RECRUIT POWDER PICKLE |
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LIEUTENANT PRINCESS BLUEBIRD |
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RECRUIT PUCCI AKA The Puccinator. Keeping his beak sharp and biting holes in everything. |
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MAJOR QUAZAR AKA Zoom-Zoom. Known for his bravery, intelligence and modesty(!) |
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CORPORAL QUINCE AKA YellowHawk. Known for his keen eyesight and swooping ability - silent and swift like a hawk. |
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RECRUIT ROCKO AKA Wolfman. Known for tearing things up for exercise and divebombing off the couch to keep his wings in shape. |
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CORPORAL RODNEY AKA Kermit. Known for his precision spitting. |
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RECRUIT ROSE AKA The Thorn. Known for her deadly beauty. |
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COLONEL ROSEBUD AKA Bud, AKA "DA" Mean Green Beaking Machine. If those hoomans get outta line, I beak 'em to DA ground! |
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CAPTAIN SALLY SUE AKA Miz Belle Soulmate to Doodlebug. |
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RECRUIT SCOOTER AKA The Blue Bullet. Known for his speed and stealth. |
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RECRUIT SCOOTER J. AKA The Scoot. Known for his accurate attacks on Daddy's hand. |
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RECRUIT SHIVA
Known for wing, beak and claw-to-claw combat. Giver of spiritual comfort to his comrades. |
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LIEUTENANT SKITTLES AKA Candyman. Known for being a bit scatter-brained and never making much sense (neber!). |
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CORPORAL SKOSHI AKA The Nemesis Specializing in covert ops. |
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CORPORAL SOPHIE AKA Snarf Known for hanging upside down and screaming, eating, biting and being generally adorable. |
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CAPTAIN SPINNER AKA The Entertainer Known for fooling hoomans with her tricks! |
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CORPORAL SPROUTIE AKA Do-D0 Bird. Known for biting human fingers. Expert SPLAT bomber. |
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RECRUIT SQUEAK AKA Little Green. Known for his stealth and for being adorable in order to ascertain hooman plans. |
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RECRUIT SQUIRT Known for hanging upside down, making up games and chattering to the window. |
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CAPTAIN SUNNY AKA The Shadow. Able to become absolutely invisible; known for herding cockatiels. |
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RECRUIT SWEET PEA AKA Little One. Known for using her small size to coerce information from hoomans - accepting bribes when necessary! |
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RECRUIT SWEET PEA |
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RECRUIT SWEETIE AKA Peepers, the lean, green playing machine. Known rope shredding and bell ringing. There's never been a bell Sweetie couldn't master! |
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RECRUIT SWEETIE AKA Sweetie The Angel |
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RECRUIT TIMBER AKA Weeble. Known for launching objects from his cage top in missile-like fashion! |
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LIEUTENANT TORY AKA Green Bee |
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MAJOR TRIXIE AKA The Trickster. Known for biting the hand that feeds her and for demanding scritches. |
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CORPORAL TUCKER D. |
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LIEUTENANT TWEETY AKA RatLer. Known as a very sweet boy but has the ability to be unpredictable as a snake - so hoomans should never fully trust a RatLer!. |
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RECRUIT VIRGIL AKA Cruiser; The Tiny Spy. Sneaks up on people and steals their secrets. |
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CORPORAL WEBSTER AKA Bookworm. |
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CORPORAL WHISTLER AKA The Whistler. The strong arm of the law, he keeps other birds and hoomans in line. Also does a good canary imitation! |
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LIEUTENANT WIGIT AKA Eaglette. Known for keeping his home bird unit of nine in order. |
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RECRUIT WILSON AKA Spike. Known for his ability to untie any knot on earth! |
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CORPORAL ZENA AKA Zoom Zoom. Known for making everyone around her dance to her tune - and enjoy doing it! |
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CORPORAL ZEUS AKA The Green Baron. Known for elaborate & evasive flying maneuvers, guaranteeing that the success of capture is NOT in the pursuer's favor. |