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RECRUIT PEE WEE
"PEE WEE INVESTIGATES"
Recruit PeeWee earns the honor of Commando of the Month
for his outstanding poetry,
"A Tribute To Spring"
"Spring is here, and may I say
April showers grow a millet bouquet.
Spring is here and flowers bloom,
Commandos gonna take over the hoomans' room.
Spring is here and tadpoles sing.
But frogs and bugs cannot poop fling.
Spring is here, not over there
Commandos rule...
Hoomans better beware!"
And for darned good sportsmanship in waiting a whole MONTH for this honor,
Recruit PeeWee is awarded the OUTSTANDING SERVICE MEDAL by our honorable Prezident!
OUTSTANDING SERVICE MEDAL
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In lieu of an interview, PeeWee has submitted the following bio
so that we may all get to know him a little better. *********************************
Hi eberybirdie ise PeeWee and ise commando ob da month this month.
I was hatched on August 11, 2001 and came to lib with my mommy and daddy at da beginning of October ob da same year, when I was still just a baby and stopped eatin dat baby food.
I have a hooman mom and dad, two cockatiel brudders and one sister named Larry, Moe and Curly, one budgie brudder and two sisters named Sparky, Beaker, and Pepper, two newts, and Mr. Fishy da red Betta.
I is, ob course, a berry good boy and I like to get lots ob scritches. I also like to imbestigate all dat is around me, especially whereber I see or hear a plastic bag. Sometimes I am a berry good boy at getting into mischief.
My faborite foods are noodles, pro grow birdie bread, peas and corn, broccoli, scrambled eggs and peas, pizza crust, apples, oranges, strawberries, figs (both dried and fresh), any kind of nut 'specially almonds, peanut butter and crackers, millet, sprouts, teeny tiny bites of cheese, bananas, and hot peppers. As you can see, ise a very picky eater.
My faborite toys usually habs lots ob stringys dat are good to bite and shake around, Shredders, and my daddy's pingers.
If I could be any place in da world, I would be hidin under my mommy's hair grinding my beak, (and Mr. Squishy would be no where to be found).
MR. SQUISHY!
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Thank you, Recruit PeeWee!
We so appreciate you taking the time to tell us about yourself
and we applaud the wonderful example of sportsmanship you have set!
(But we coulda lived without an introduction to the infamous Mr. Squishy!)
Commandos and Commandoettes, we give you May's Commando of the Month,
RECRUIT PEE WEE!!
(Return to "Past" Commandos of the Month Page Here)
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