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FIFTH ANNUAL KLUBBIE AWARDS!!
WINNERS ANNOUNCED!
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FOR BEST ACTOR THE NOMINEES WERE:
SKOSHI
For "Aerial Maneuvers" / Norf Pole Mission
ROSEBUD
For "C. O. M. of the Month" / April 2007
FIDDLESTICKS
For "From Egg Tooth to Egg Head" / CJIT First Semester
DUNCAN
For "Mini Stinkbombs" / Parrotlet Mountain Mission
SIMON
For "Bad Boy"
AND THE WINNER IS.........
SKOSHI!
For "Aerial Maneuvers" - Norf Pole Mission
Despite having a rough start finding his joy stick, Skoshi managed to weather intensive flight training, the watchful left eye of Air Team Leader, Major Goddess, AND save his beloved Ariel
from certain disaster off the Arctic coast... all in time for Christmas!
He's brave. He's loyal. He's just a bit cracked, even though he's not yet a year out of the egg! Congratulations, Skoshi!
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FOR BEST ACTRESS THE NOMINEES WERE:
AIKO
For "Kiss, Kiss, Yawn" / Parrotlet Mountain Mission
CHIQUITA
For "Did Someone Say 'Bunny'? 'Eh'?"
POWDER PICKLE
For "The Pros of Rum, The Disadvantages of A.A."
PRINCESS MICORA
For "Who Took My Conditioner?" / Wimbledon Mission
AND THE WINNER IS.........
POWDER PICKLE!
For "The Pros of Rum, The Disadvantages of A.A."
What can we say about a little lady who is responsible for more birds hanging off chandeliers
at official functions than the color red?
Wherever Powder Pickle is, the rum flows freely and the Commandos imbibe.
We'll NEVER take over the planet at this rate!
Congratulations, Powder Pickle!
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FOR SPECIAL FX - TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENT THE NOMINEES WERE:
PEE WEE
For "CJIT Class Photo"
DOODLEBUG
For "Commandobirdies.net"
TORY
For "Missy & Quazar Soulmate Cake"
BALOU
For "Merry Christmas Commandos"
AND THE WINNER IS.........
DOODLEBUG!
For "Commandobirdies.net"
How much time and effort goes into keeping up with world domination AND
a good website detailing every step along the way?
More than most of us can imagine.
But our Doodlebug does just that... without treat breaks, hollering,
or the use of Strong-beak tactics to provide us with a record of everything "Commando"
and to show the WORLD we mean business!
And we love him dearly for it!
Thank you and congratulations, Doodlebug!
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FOR BEST DIRECTOR THE NOMINEES WERE:
MAGGIE MAE
For "Our Devine Air Team Leader" / Norf Pole Mission
SUNNY
For "Playgym Supervisor" / CJIT First Semester
KIWI M.
For "Hollering 101 Instructor"/ CJIT First Semester
AND THE WINNER IS.........
SUNNY!
For "Playgym Supervisor" - CJIT First Semester
He may have a sunny disposition off school grounds, but this year's Best Director turned
"Playgym Wednesdays" into a feather quivering combination of Triathlon, Dodge Ball tournaments, and wing-numbing calisthenics for our student body.
And THEY thought it was going to be all about hangin' out on the monkey bars!
Congratulations, Sunny!
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FOR BEST PICTURE THE NOMINEES WERE:
DA PUCCINATOR
For "It's MY Hatchday Bagel"
GEN. PIPSQUEAK
For "Millennium Bubble Parrotlet Wheel" / Wimbledon Mission
TUCKER
For "My Mobile Home"
YELKCORB
For "Git Out! And Stay Out!"
BINK, SIMON & MICKEY
For "Bird Shirt"
AND THE WINNER IS.........
YELKCORB!
For "Git Out! And Stay Out!"
Our Best Picture Award goes to a guy who has managed to
figure out another use for a nest box... siesta!
yelkcorB obviously takes his afternoon nap seriously...
barricading the doorway against would-be infiltration and annoying interruptions.
Just don't tell him that's a Hamster Hut!
Congratulations, yelkcorB!
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FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCRIPT THE NOMINEES WERE:
PREZIDENT KINNEY
For "Parrotlets Rule! - The Way Life IS!
AND BY ACCLIMATION, THE WINNER IS.........
PREZIDENT KINNEY!
For "Parrotlets Rule! - The Way Life IS!"
For her continuous commitment to the cause.
For leading us through the good times and the bad, the happy and the sad.
For always having the *right words* whatever the occasion and whatever our needs,
Commandos everywhere honor our beloved Prezident.
Let's EVERYBIRDIE give it up for Kinney!
HOO-RAH!!
Thank you, Prez!!
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And to ALL of this year's illustrious Nominees, I Congratulate you! It's always a tough choice...but keep those wacky imaginations in gear, 'cause there's always NEXT YEAR!
Kinney
Prezident
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MANY THANKS TO ALL THE COMMANDOS WHO PARTICIPATED
IN THESE AWARDS, IN OUR MISSIONS, IN OUR POLLS AND IN OUR QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
SPECIAL THANKS ONCE MORE TO NURSE CLEO
FOR NOT GOING INTO HIDING AS THIS YEAR'S AWARDS WERE CREATED.
(IT ISN'T LIKE WE HAVEN'T HAD TWO YEARS TO PRACTICE BY NOW.)
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