FOURTH ANNUAL KLUBBIE AWARDS!!

WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

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FOR BEST ACTOR THE NOMINEES WERE:

ROSEBUD
For "Pool Cabana Boy" / Pirates Mission
LITTLE DICKENS
For "Never Leave A Tip For The Beak Groomer" / Penn State Mission
TREE TOAD
For "The Resurrection"
PEE WEE
For "The Gauge Watcher" /Mars Mission

AND THE WINNER IS.........

LITTLE DICKENS!
For "Never Leave A Tip For The Beak Groomer"

Always a close race, the Best Actor category goes to a true gentlebirdman...unless you're an evil vet...then things get nasty!  Never one to take things perch down, Bulldog's pending lawsuit includes the makers of Dremel and Dremel Accessories, as well as Home Depot.  We only wish he'd quit mooning us from his food bowl!  Congratulations, Bulldog Dickens!

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FOR BEST ACTRESS THE NOMINEES WERE:

DILLY PICKLE
For "The Alien Sitter"
TRIXIE
For "Are We There Yet?" / Mars Mission
MAGGIE MAY
For "Pagan Holidays 101"
HALF PINT
For "Good Conches Are Hard To Find" / Atlantis Mission

AND THE WINNER IS.........

HALF PINT!
For "Good Conches Are Hard To Find"

Our little Grumpy Girl stole the show on Mission to Atlantis by finding the elusive conch shell.  Smart girl!  Not only does she know her mollusks but she didn't even wipe her beak on it!  Congratulations, Half Pint!

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FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY THE NOMINEES WERE:

MISSY & QUAZAR
For "Mornin' Missy, Mornin' Quazar"
WEBSTER
For "Studious Wars"
DUNCAN
For "Dat Woman Ob Mine"
EMRIL
For "I Still Can't Get Into Chat"

AND THE WINNER IS.........

MISSY & QUAZAR!
For "Mornin' Missy, Mornin' Quazar"

What can we say about these two, except that they are up REALLY early and go to bed WAY too late!  But they are always in touch, and much to our chagrin, are just SO SQUISHY about it!  Practice makes perfect, I guess.  Congratulations, Missy & Quazar!

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FOR BEST DIRECTOR THE NOMINEES WERE:

PEPI
For "Here, There and Everywhere" / Every Mission

AND BY ACCLIMATION, THE WINNER IS.........

PEPI!
For "Here, There and Everywhere"

What can we say about a guy who makes us laugh 'til we cry?  What can we say about a guy who shows up for EVERY mission and EVERY event, and keeps the troops in stitches (if not in line)?  This is the first year that there were no other contenders in the Best Director Category.  That's because Pepi was the Best!  Duh!  Congratulations, Pepi!

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FOR BEST PICTURE THE NOMINEES WERE:

CLAUSEN PICKLE
For "Birdoween Party '06"
DUCKY & DIZZY
For "Bigger Antenna"
SKYE D. BIRD
For "Never Enough Popcorn"
ZEUS
For "Hangin' By A Thread"
PATTI
For "The Big Supper"
NORMEE
For "Fashionable Normee"

AND THE WINNER IS.........

CLAUSEN PICKLE!
For "Birdoween Party '06"

Every once in awhile a picture comes along that defies description.  This is one of those.  Who would have thought anybirdy at our Birdoween Party would be steady enough to take a photo like that?  Not only does Clausen throw a dang fine shindig, but bobbing for apples in kegs of rum is a once in a lifetime experience.  We can't wait to see what Clausen has in store for us next year!  Keep those Tylenol handy!  Congratulations, Clausen!

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And to ALL of this year's illustrious Nominees, I Congratulate you! It's always a tough choice...but keep those wacky imaginations in gear, 'cause there's always NEXT YEAR!

Kinney
Prezident

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MANY THANKS TO ALL THE COMMANDOS WHO PARTICIPATED
IN THESE AWARDS, IN OUR MISSIONS, IN OUR POLLS AND IN OUR QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

SPECIAL THANKS TO NURSE CLEO FOR SUPPLYING STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS ON THE CREATION OF THE AWARDS STATUETTES. WITHOUT HER THEY'D LOOK... UM... "DIFFERENT".

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