THIRD ANNUAL KLUBBIE AWARDS!!

WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

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FOR BEST ACTOR THE NOMINEES WERE:

SKITTLES
For "Translation Please!"
FIREFLY
For "Elephats, Big Kitties, and My Sharpie" / Penn State Mission
DUCKY DO
For "Chickens 101" / U.N. Mission
RATLER
For "You May Have Stock in Crayola, But I Have a Motorcycle"

AND THE WINNER IS.........

RATLER!
For "You May Have Stock in Crayola, But I Have a Motorcycle"

Not to be trifled with, our dashing RatLer had the biggest hissy fit a Parrotlet could throw
over affairs of the heart. Sensitive and artistic he's not...territorial and a bit boorish on occasion he is. Never-the-less, RatLer showed that yelling for his woman and providing leather outerwear are
two things many of the ladies would chew a hole for!

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FOR BEST ACTRESS THE NOMINEES WERE:

MARIAH
For "Two Little Men, Too Much Time"
SPINNER
For "My Mom Should Have a Key Tatooed To Her Forehead" / Stoopid Hooman Tricks
TRIXIE
"Unicorns & Non-Human Virgins" / U.N. Mission

AND THE WINNER IS.........

MARIAH!
For "Two Little Men, Too Much Time"

It is TRUE! Blondes have more fun!! Our favorite "Yeller Girlie" spent much of this year
beating suitors away with spray millet one minute, and unabashedly wigglenecking the next.
Despite the fact that she already lives with a guy, it's ALWAYS a girl's perogative to change her mind!

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FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY THE NOMINEES WERE:

POPCORN
For "Popcorn The Egg"
RIKO
For "Sorry I'm Late. What Can I Do To Help" / Every Mission
PEABODY
"Coloured Wax Thief"
MAESTRO
"Pinkie Blues: My Nine Months of Hell"

AND THE WINNER IS.........

POPCORN!
For "Popcorn The Egg"

Our shortest recruit popped onto the scene with gusto and exhuberance, whether it be
rolling down red carpets or making everybirdy she met simply broody over her. It made us all long for the days when we actually DID have a tooth, and were surrounded by albumen. It also served to remind us that we're all a little cracked.

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FOR BEST DIRECTOR THE NOMINEES WERE:

DUNCAN
For "Her Royal Hiney" / Canada Mission
PEPI
For "Ghost Busties" / Scotland Mission
YELKCORB
"The Menu Planner" / U.N. Mission
DOODLEBUG
"Website Woes: Did I Forget Anybirdy?"

AND THE WINNER IS.........

DOODLEBUG!
For "Website Woes: Did I Forget Anybirdy?"

As always, our much beloved, slightly retentive but ever-so-humble D. Bug captured our hearts
with his prowess at HTML. A more hard working DUDE-L-BUG cannot be found, and for this he has our utmost gratitude, our spelling mistakes, and the ability to translate our accomplishments WITHOUT giving away our secrets!

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FOR BEST PICTURE THE NOMINEES WERE:

J.P.
For "Patented Cuteness Stare #2"
EMRIL
For "Showing The Human Who's Boss"
NORMEE
"Normee On Moguls"
PRINCESS B.B.
"Keeping an EYE on My Human"

AND THE WINNER IS.........