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CORPORAL JUNIOR, aka TREE TOAD
"ATLANTIS OR BUST!"
Corporal Tree Toad earns the honor of Commando of the Month
for his most popular suggestion for our next Commando mission:
FIND ATLANTIS!
Ask to tell us a bit about himself, Tree Toad gives us this glimpse into his life:
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I, Junior, AM A COMMANDO.........!
I AM PROUD TO BE AMONG THIS GROUP OF BIRDIES WHO RULE THE WORLD!
I's is nine years old.....I am a MAN.....and I rule mines house.....
Howeber, I's not yet been able to get my hooman to takes a pictoor of me's
in any pose I likes.
One thing COMMANDOS knows for sure
is dats they has to works
wid whats they gots and gets.
Hoomans haf problems wid dis but we's don.....
I libs wid a stoopid designer dog woo looks like a dope.
He's white with a little black on his ear dat looks like dirt
He's got this tail the curls up to. He wants it to lay flat like mines but dat aint happenin.
He has little teeth in dat pointee mouth.
If hes gets too close he'll see wat a beek can do!
I also has a lovebird and a Quaker...USELESS, bot of dem.
The Quaker poops A LOT. It's disgustin. And that darn lovebird, she's in lub
wid dat Quaker. Dat says it all bout her!
Then ders the cats. Splat to cats! I wish mom wud let me at dem fur balls.
Deys fat and olds and nebers met the likes of a COMMANDO!
Mom says none of dem eber will eider. I tinks she feers for dem!!!
COMMANDOS RULE ans I hopes to be ables to continues wid all my mates
(male and feemale) for manee yeers to com!
(HA HA HA...imagines my moms tride to spell chec this note fur me! HA!
CODE! We hab code. I keeps tellin hers!)
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CORPORAL JUNIOR, THE COMMANDOS SALUTE YOU,
OUR OCTOBER COMMANDO OF THE MONTH!!
THANK YOU, .TPAC YELKCORB!
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