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CAPTAIN DILLY PICKLE
It is with great sadness and so very many tears that I announce the passing of our dear friend and comrade, Captain Dilly Pickle.

There are just some things in this world that I as a parrotlet will never understand. Why flowers lose their brilliance one day and fall to the earth, petal by petal. Why a bird that sings every morning with the awakening sun suddenly sings no more. Why a friend is with us for so long and then one day leaves us without a chance to say goodbye.
Today I didn't get the chance to say goodbye to Dilly. Tomorrow will be so much lonelier, so much more empty without her.
But then I realize how much emptier my life would have been if she and I had never met. If we had not shared the joy and the laughter... the adventures... her secrets whispered in my ear and my secrets whispered in return. How hollow so many of my days would have been without knowing that Dilly was out there somewhere teaching little ones how to paint eggs, challenging their creativity and challenging mine as well. How much we all would have missed if Dilly was not among us fighting pirates, chasing tennis balls, or simply sharing a meal and a pint of rum.
Dilly Pickle was unique... one of a kind... and it is up to us to keep her memory alive with thoughts of how she so dearly touched every one of our hearts. Had I not know her, had I not ever heard her song nor seen her brilliance, I would be a far lesser bird than I am today.

She will be missed by all of us... by Powder, and by her Mom, Rebecca... and of this I speak the truth. But one day she will greet each one of us in a place of meeting, hand us an egg and some crayons, (and if we're lucky, a shot of Jamaican Spice), tell us of her adventures, and show us the way home.
Until that day has come to pass we set aside this day, February 5th, as a time to spend remembering all that Dilly gave, and how much she meant to our lives... our hearts.
Shalom, Dilly Pickle... Shalom.
Kinney
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RECRUIT TROUBLE
With heartache and regret I must announce the loss of Recruit Trouble, a fine Commando.

Today, as my eyes wandered to the slow chill of Winter descend upon the warmth of our world, I watched one single leaf fall gently, gracefully to the ground. It had hung on for days so valiantly... through buffeting winds, through chilling rains, through icy morning fingers of frost... and I so hoped that it would stay... I so hoped that it would find a way to resist the long sleep of Winter to brighten the moments of darkness that I knew were coming. I wanted it to be there with me for comfort, for the color it brought to my every waking hour, to the hope that held in my heart that Summer's warmth would never end. But somehow I knew this could not be... could not last forever... because one day, every leaf must fall gently, gracefully to the ground to begin a new journey.
Recruit Trouble, today you have started this journey. Your every moment in this life was lived in the Commando Way. Brave and true to yourself, you never compromised a single moment. You demanded, commanded, gave freely of your love, and loved in return as passionately as that new leaf that unfurls with joyous glee toward the light of the Spring sun.
You knew your friends immediately, and gave them your loyalty. You knew your enemies as well, and gave them your
beak. You helped when you felt like it, hindered when it suited you... but always stole the show no matter how
cute the competition. And your very closest companion named you well... Trouble... for all it's worth... and it was always worth so very, very much.

Today, November 19th, we shall mark well as your day of remembrance. We will celebrate the warmth that
you symbolized, the freshness of your character, the brilliance of your life... and wish that your gentle,
graceful meeting of the Earth today will bring you nothing but everlasting peace.
I salute you!
Kinney
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RECRUIT JAMES
It is with great sadness that I announce the recent passing and loss of a fine Commando... Recruit James.

Sometimes, in our hurried daily lives, we often do not take the time to appreciate the soft green of a new leaf as it unfolds. We do not remark when its color changes to the darker hue of summer. We do not stop to admire the gentle brilliance of yellows and reds and golds as the leaf matures. We only recognize a sense of loss, and of opportunities that passed us by, when that leaf has fallen, laying on the ground near our feet.
To some of our Commandos, like James, who have given their lives in the honorable and eloquent duty of making more parrotlets to rule the world, we sometimes forget to see past the role assigned, and look closely at the individual for what he or she was made. We forget to stop for a moment and truly appreciate the kind of bird it takes to fulfill a destiny that many of us would not wish to labor for. And we lose the opportunity to get to know a true hero before winter comes. With this, I feel that it is my honor and my duty to "introduce" you to Recruit James, a true Commando in every sense of the word.
James was destined for great things, and as such, was wed to his mate Ginny from an early age. He was the shy, retiring type, but like any Recruit, he was all parrotlet... preferring to swing to his heart's content and run amok of his cage rather than bother with silly Hoomans. Although he and Ginny did not have a chance to raise Commandos, he accepted and adored his bride never-the-less, and she him. Together, they decorated their castle with bits of food, knowing that, some day, their offspring would do the same. James also received medals for his participation in our Atlantis mission, as well as our mission to Wimbledon. He had a brave heart, and a Commando soul.

James, we wish our time together had been longer; that those opportunities to know you were still here
so that we could begin again; that you didn't have to leave so soon.
Our hearts go out to those that did know you, and those that did love you very much.
May October 12th stand as your day of remembrance
when we can stop for a moment and honor your memory.
I salute you, Recruit James!
Kinney
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CORPORAL "KERMIT" RODNEY
It is with much sorrow and great sadness that I must announce the passing of our fellow Commando, Corporal "Kermit" Rodney.

Rodney was a fellow student and graduate of our Commando Juvenile Training Institute, a Protector of Bunnyaes, a true friend to his comrades, and a special little guy to his Mom.
There are never words that can portray the loss one feels when one of our own is here one moment and gone the next. It is always sudden, and it always hurts... especially when we think of how we will miss Rodney by our sides and the times we will no longer share together. So we turn to the times we had, and the moments we were graced with... those glimpses of wonder, the feelings of love and friendship, the seconds of laughter when time stopped and all that surrounded us was joy. We hold those moments against our hearts. We never let them go. And we remember.
I know that if Rodney were still here... still with us... that he would dry our tears, reassure us that everything was going to be all right, and tell us a joke to make us smile. He was that kind of guy. A loyal friend. A true Commando.
When we meet again, Rodney, it will be an honor. Before then, I promise, we will carry your memory with us, so that you may stand by our sides... never forgotten, and always in our hearts.

Let today, October 18th, be our day to rejoice in the memory of our Corporal Rodney as each year passes. And may "Kermit" be forever etched in each soul when a bunny passes by.
I salute you, Corporal Rodney!
Kinney
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ADMIRAL OF THE UNIVERSE and VEEP, PEPI
Pepi? Are you out there?
Can you feel my words? Can you hear what I am about to say?
I KNOW you can, so LISTEN UP, Land Admiral,
'cause I can only say this once... I can only say this
now. I never thought I'd have to say it, never thought
the day would come, but here it is... Today.

Today you will sit at the right hand of God and tell
Him to loosen up a little... tell Him to take a
vacation, because you're gonna handle things for a
while... tell Him that P'lets can and do rule, and that
your gonna make some changes. He'll listen to you.
Today, you will sit with Buddha and tell him all your
best jokes and watch him laugh. You will introduce
him to the joys of wearing Speedos that are too tight
and much too red, and his belly will overflow with
glee and Spandex. You will debate the meaning of
life, and decide that, above all, being Nekkid has
it's advantages, because you can always tell when a
Nekkid being is truly happy by the dimples on the
cheeks.
Today, you will sit with Mohammed and tell him that
you've never read the Koran, but if he gives you a
copy, you'll chew on it for a little while. You'll
tell him that strawberries are much better fermented,
and that he needs to loosen up AND get Nekkid.
Today you will sit with Shiva, and ask for
scritches... because what are all those arms for
anyway, if not to pet a little head? You will demand
that P'lets be given the same sacred status as cows
and elephants, and you will drink to the meaning of
inner peace from many gentle hands that hold an
abundance of shot glasses just for you to choose from.

Today, you grace the steps of the Bridge, light the
skys of Heaven to brilliance, fly the peaks of
Valhalla that will echo your song, find Peace and
Tranquility, and watch over each one of us so that our
hearts will heal, and our tears cease to flow.
You have Journeyed on, Friend, and as our Troops seek
you out one by one, you will lead on.
Today, there are no words like "never forget" or
"always remember", because you have given of yourself
in little ways to so many, that we all carry a part of
you in this world.
I look forward to the day when we meet again, Land
Admiral. And I cherish the time we had together.

Let Today stand Officially as "Hunka Hunka Pepi Day".
Each year, on August 4th, we will raise our
shot glasses, don our Speedos, and celebrate your life
with love and laughter.
I bow my head to you, Sir.
Kinney
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CORPORAL ROBIN
It is with deep, deep sorrow and tears that birds can't cry... but do... that I write this memorial to Corporal Robin. Today my dear Robin joined our Troops at the Rainbow Bridge, and it is with sadness that I write the following words.

Robin was a true hero... a gentle giant that walked among us when our feet were on the ground, and flew by our side when we took to wing. He didn't always have a lot to say, but what he did say was measured and true from the heart. He was always kind with his words, even when his heart was hurting. He was always brave, even when he was hurting. He was always strong, even when the past hurt him. Is there a truer definition of bravery... of heroism... than my Robin portrayed through every day of his life? I have yet to find it.
And yet, I know that for all the hurt, there was also love. So much love for a soul that deserved every single kiss, every single smile, every single bit of joy and laughter. It was there especially for him from a human who loved him... a human who saw his true worth, his true nature, and allowed him to be everything he was meant to be in this world. It was unconditional, and never more deserved than by Robin. His last years were surrounded by love, by family, by home. It is all we can ever ask for.
In the time that comes after one day, I know that each of us will be greeted at the Bridge by a gentle giant, who will lead us by wing to the adventures beyond. A brave and true soul embarking on a new journey. A quiet leader who will guide us and help us over. A friend who will care for us unconditionally. Someone I loved. Someone I still love, and will love every day of my life. I'll miss you, Robin, with my heart and my soul. We all will.

Let today, August 5th, stand in Memory of Corporal Robin from this day forward. A true Commando. A true Friend.
I salute you, Robin!
Kinney
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RECRUIT KIMO
It is with great sadness and many tears that I announce the passing of one of our heroes, Recruit Kimo.

Sometimes a Recruit is asked to fulfill a special destiny...
one of much secrecy, but one of much importance...
to choose a family that will cherish him, and that he will cherish in return.
Kimo was one such Comrade.
It was Kimo's wish that he spend his life in the company of his Mom, Pat, and his Dad, and a very special friend, Kapa. And this he did, bringing joy to every waking moment of his clan, and receiving the warmth of unconditional acceptance and wonder that can only be described as love.
It was also Kimo's wish, should the time come one day when his mission had been completed, that he be envisioned, not with sadness and grief, but with memories of happiness...
the softness of feather, like the petal of a fragrant flower lightly brushing one's face...
a rhythmic song that sweeps one away to the place of your dreams...
a burst of laughter as a tropical sun exploding into a new day...
the soothing moments that envelop you like a gentle Pacific breeze...
eyes that pool with understanding and life, as the depths of the seas...
love that has warmed you in the sands of time.
Ke mau nei keia mau mea, Ka mana'o'i'o, ka mana'olana,
A me ke aloha o ke Akua, Ke aloha na'e ka i 'oi.
"These things still abide, Faith and hope and the love
that is of God: and of these... LOVE is the greatest."
We will miss you, friend.
Let the day of May 23rd stand as your day of remembrance for all time.
I salute you!
Kinney
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RECRUIT BEAU
It is with much sadness and heartache that I announce the passing of Recruit Beau today.

In our daily lives, our trials and our tribulations, we often forget where we come from... what sacrifices it took to get us here in the first place... how much we owe to those that go about their duties silently but with determination and grace... those that are our original mothers and fathers... those that brought us into the world and lovingly cared for us in our first days.
Recruit Beau was a father to many, including our own Leta. It was very rare that he could partake in our missions and our fun, for he had a job to do... a duty and a calling that few would want to fulfill. Yet he steadfastly fulfilled his calling many times over, and in doing so brought more of us into the world to be loved and cherished. What more honorable mission is there?
Now it has come to pass that a father may rest. That a father can put aside duty, honor and self-sacrifice, and simply be Beau. And it is our turn to honor, our turn to carry the burden of his loss in our memories, our turn to never forget with all the determination we share.
Rest in peace, Beau, and in your memory, this day... May 7th... will be a day to remember and more importantly, a day never to forget a Father that we loved.
I salute you!
Kinney
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RECRUIT PICCHU
It breaks my heart to announce the loss of our sweet friend, Recruit Picchu. A love, too briefly known, has passed.

Picchu: A rare and lovely flower who struggled valiantly to hold root in dry and rocky soil. Unnoticed so long, you kept to yourself.... quiet.... still.... venturing forward a bit only in the stillness of dusk.
On the first day of your life came one who noticed your quiet beauty, your battered heart. Afraid, you were brought to your forever home where for the first time it rained, washing the dust from your beautiful feathers. The sun shone down on you and you began to blossom, your beauty and spirit unfolding in the magnificent colors you were meant to wear. You began to sing and your heart began to heal. And you knew love.
Picchu: Graceful and exotic being who struggled to hold onto love while your body fought to shed the effects of your early years. Timid but brave, you placed your faith in she who loved you so much. You tried so hard to hold your ground. If it could have been done, my friend, you and your mom could have done it together.

Picchu: A promise unrealized. We knew you for such a short time. But by listening carefully we could hear what you tried to tell us: That wherever there is life there is hope; that wherever there is love there is a chance; that we must all listen carefully to learn that the secret to truly living is but to care enough.
Picchu, your mission was a hard one but your spirit was strong. Your perseverance was such that you finally knew the warmth of a loving touch, the whisper of a voice that gave you comfort, and the love that recognized when it was time to release you. Fly high, sweet little bird. And know that your tiny life made a huge difference to all who loved you.

Let this day, March 17th, always serve to remind us of the love lessons taught us by our darling comrade, Picchu.
You were loved more than you knew.
Doodlebug
Your friend
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RECRUIT NOAH
It is with deep, deep sadness that I must announce the passing of our beloved Recruit Noah. If a parrotlet could shed tears, dear friend, rivers would run for you.

There has never been, nor ever will there be, a braver heart that existed as far back as I have known. There has never been a truer heart of self-sacrifice that I could ever hope to emulate. There has never been a heart of love that I have felt so deeply. There has never been, nor ever will there be, another like you.
Noah, your fight was valiant... your light radiant... and through it all, your gentle eyes told of hardships, of will, and yet always of love. You had so much love to give, and damn the illness that stood in your way. Damn the injustice, the sympathy, the pain... for every single moment was a precious reminder that there was a chance for kindness, for warmth, for compassion and for joy.
Were we to remember this in each of our daily lives... were we to follow in your stead... the world would shine with laughter, love and grace.
Was this your purpose, my friend? To teach us that it is the very moment of now that matters? That the future and the past are beyond our control? That we only have this very second to give of ourselves, and in doing so, there are never regrets?
Noah, I know you have no regrets, for you gave of yourself in every second you could. So go in peace, knowing that your message will never be forgotten. Go in peace, knowing that your struggle will never be forgotten. Go in peace, knowing that your memory will never be forgotten. Go in peace, my friend.

This day, February 14th, will ever stand in memory of our precious comrade, Noah.
In peace I salute you, Noah!
Kinney
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RECRUIT PRINCESS EMERALDA RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
It is with deep regret that I must relate the news of the passing of a Comrade yet again... Recruit Princess Emeralda.

Princess, when we first met you, we knew deep in our hearts that you were precious... a rare treasure that comes along once in a lifetime, that is held and cherished, that sparkles with a light so fantastic that we are drawn to it every second of every day, again and again, in wonder.
Was it the light of youth that captured your essence? Or was it very simply that you shone so brightly in so many ways? Was it that we knew somehow that a jewel is always borrowed for a time but never truly owned... never taken, but given only to those who will care for it in ways that very few can?
And what becomes of the jewel when it leaves those hands? What becomes of the gleaming soul of a gem when it is time to go?
Well, Princess, it never really does leave. It only changes to something we can no longer hold in our hands, to something we can always hold in our hearts. It blends with the lights of our own souls to stay and nourish us when we need it. It stays to remind us of what we gained in life... what we would have missed had we not taken a chance... of meeting, of caring, and of loving.
This day, January 27th, will stand, Princess Emeralda, in memory of your brilliance, of your precious gift to us all.
I salute you, Princess!
Kinney
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RECRUIT JAKE RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
Once again, it is with deep regret and a sadness of the heart that I must announce the passing of one of our own.

Recruit Jake is now being welcomed by so many before him at the gates of the Bridge this day, where he will be cared for, cherished and loved for an eternity.
For those of us left behind, we must rejoice in his memory, even though the days be darker and the nights longer without his presence.... even though our eyes and our hearts are clouded with tears of sorrow.... even though our lives were richer with him than without him.
In time and with remembrance we will put aside our tears and mend our hearts because we realize that it is what Jake would have wanted for each of us.... not the sorrow nor melancholy of passing, but the celebration of a life lived to its fullest with valiance, with exuberance, with joy.
Jake lived each day, no holds barred, no song unsung... nothing but the fullest in each moment, and he did so with guts and gusto. Jake held nothing back. Everything he did was with determination, willfulness and glee. Who could not but be touched....be renewed....by such an emphatic love of life? And we were.
Thank you, Jake, for allowing us this time spend with you. In allowing us to learn how to love and how to live with no regrets. In showing us that if one is going to take the time to wiggleneck, one should wiggleneck for all they're worth! Thank you, Jake....for being you.

On this day, December 29th, we will remember you, Jake. And in each corner of the globe on that day each year we will gleefully wiggleneck along with you as a salute to your life and to you.
I salute you now, Recruit Jake. You were one of a kind!
Kinney
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CORPORAL SKY RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
It is with sorrow that one of our youngest recruits, Corporal Sky, flew to the
Rainbow Bridge after a lengthy illness.

Sky, we hardly got to know you.
We will miss all the times that we should have had together... all
the "firsts" that you won't be there for.
We will miss watching you grow, as the first light of morning
blossoms from a soft, subtle ray, to the glory and brightness of mid-
afternoon, through to calming hues of evening.
We will always regret that you no longer stand beside us, sharing
warmth and wonder, and all the adventures a new day brings.
But most of all, we will miss knowing who you might have been, who
you were meant to be. Like a breath of wind that stirs the soul, you
were there for only a brief moment in time... to touch our
hearts...too soon to leave.
Yet, in another place you shall reign.
A place where night never comes to fade your brilliance, nor darken
your spirit. A place of love and laughter where suffering is forced
to retreat like a storm that can no longer deny the sun. A place
where there are others who will meet you, guide you, and remain by
your side... companions to share your light and watch you grow. A
home like no other.

On this day, October 9th, of each year, we will remember you Sky, and
pay tribute to your life, your bravery, and your memory. But every
day, we will be reminded of how special our times together were when
warmth sits next to us, and the wind whispers in our ear.
Corporal Sky, I salute you!
Kinney
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RECRUIT DESTINO RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
It is with great regret that I bow my head to another of our fallen Comrades ... a hero whose life was all about bravery ... Recruit Destino.

Destino lived the life of a Commando from the day he went to live with his new family and his sister, Commando Tinkerbell. She taught our 'Tino much about Hoomans and the ways of being a parrotlet who rules. But it was 'Tino himself who had his own battles to fight, and he did so with the utmost of honour and dignity.
In so many ways we wish that Destino could have stayed here with us to fight our mock battles, to take over the world with us, to share in the triumphs. But he had a higher calling and a much harder task than any of us could ever imagine ... fighting the failings of his own physical presence, imagining a world without illness or discomfort, willing his body to heal itself or set his spirit free.
And now his spirit is free. Free to soar above the house that was once his home where he shared love and tender care. Free to outfly the best of the best. Free to enjoy each moment, and having to fight for none. Free to be who he truly is, a brave soul who has conquered.

Let September 7th live long in our memory, and let us remember that day each year with the fondest of moments for our Destino.
May you rest now, and may you find peace.
Destino, I salute you!
Kinney
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CORPORAL ACES RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
Today there is a deep sorrow that binds us together, that makes the very air we breathe a little heavier, a little sadder, a little more empty. For today our numbers have lessened by one, and our Aces has gone to join so many others at the steps of the Rainbow Bridge.

They say the brightest light burns fastest. But that's not true. The brightest light illuminates whatever it touches for eternity. It sears its way into hearts, it gently whispers around the edges of the mind, it gladdens the dark corners of the soul. It never extinguishes from our memory, because it has gleamed a path to joy and shown us the way to laughter. Aces is that bright light for us all.
Aces' bravery lay in the road less traveled...in the uniqueness of everything he did. Where so many of us listen only to the songs of our flock, Aces stepped away and sang with abandon to the music he composed, with words only he knew.
He chose to love what so many of us shun...the sweeter fruits of life.
He chose to see the advantages of the bigger picture...the container rather than the contents.
He chose to be fearless and embrace that which we cannot understand, for he had no trembling against the cold, mechanical, alien world we sometimes find ourselves in. No, these things he conquered and claimed as his own.

The time has come for Aces to follow his courage once again, to make
peace with the unknown as only he knows how....by shining brightly.
This day, June 26th, forever more shall be a time to reflect in each
one of our minds what Aces meant to us...all that we shared and all
that we miss... until the day comes when a gleaming beacon of light
touches us with its warmth and says, "Follow".
Aces, I salute you!
Kinney
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RECRUIT YODA RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
Today is a day of much sadness among our flock of Commandos, for we have lost a fine friend and one of our own.... Recruit Yoda.

I remember the day that Yoda came to be among us and with us. He proclaimed as well as claimed a high status on that day, being the Jedi Knight that he was. Somehow we knew this to be true...a nature of silent steadfastness, and a wisdom beyond his years, shrouded by a simple mystique that often kept him from being with us, yet always with us.

Yoda had a mission that was as important as any Commando mission, and that was to transform one Human Being's life. To teach patience, compassion and love. To show one being that another may be different in so many ways, yet somehow the same when it came to the important things...that there truly is a Force, and that we are all connected to it, no matter how large or how small. And yes, Yoda did succeed in that mission..oh so gloriously.
Now, his quest fulfilled, Yoda must leave us. It is the Jedi way. But know that although the wisest of us all slip quietly away, they always remain with us in spirit, in memory...never failing to return when we need them most...to support us and to love us. We feel their presence and are comforted. We remember what they taught us and we are comforted. We remember the joys and we are comforted. It is always the hardest of lessons to hearn, but somehow we do.
This day, June 16th, shall be set aside in memory and remembrance of our Recruit Yoda for years to come. Yoda, I wish we had longer, but I understand that some day we shall meet again. When that day comes, I hope you will be there to guide me.
I salute you, friend.
Kinney
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RECRUIT BRATLEY RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
It is with deep regret and much sorrow that I bow my head with tears for our Bratley.

Bratley, you are, and always will be, the finest the Commandos have
to offer.
Your nickname said it all..."Bratty Bird"... what more
could we have asked of you? And yet, you gave us more each
day... more laughs, more bravery, more reminders that Parrotlets
Rule! You shared each triumph with us.
You shared your utter
domination of the people who loved you, (who else had a Hatchday cake
all to himself?). You were an Officer in the making, and a fine
Comrade to all.

One day, when our hearts have mended, we will look upon this date
with fondness and good memories of our friendship together... how and
why our lives intertwined. Therefore, let today, May 11 stand with
us in perpetuity as a day to remind us of how much you meant to all
the hearts that you touched.
Today, there is a great heaviness that weighs the soul... to know that
we will not see you, nor hear your voice in a long while. But until
we meet again, dear friend, we each will carry with us a bit of
the "Bratty" to honor and cherish the moments we spent together.
I salute you, Bratley!
Your mission has just begun.
Kinney
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MAJOR MARIAH RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
With profound regret we mourn the loss of our good friend and Commando, Major Mariah.

Some days are hard, very hard. Some days take from us the best... the
ones that we look up to the most... the ones that are our closest
friends, our leaders, our treasures.
Today was such a day. Our Major Mariah... our "Riah"... our "yeller
girlie" passed to the Rainbow Bridge.

Mariah was one of our most highly decorated officers, having almost
every medal awarded, every honor bestowed, because she was always
there...with us and for us....among us every step of the way.
From the very beginning, Recruit Mariah was something special. She
helped us define what we were, always Commandos to the core, and she
never faultered. Every Mission she was at our side in her soft-
spoken way...always with encouragement...always with grace. We
watched as she blossomed, quietly leading us with a touch of her
wing, a kind word, a certain way about her that made her a true
leader. As she ascended the ranks, as she was adorned with medals, as
she was adored by us all, we knew that Mariah wasn't just one of us,
she WAS us...what we all aspired to some day be.
Today, April 7th shall be set aside in perpetuity as a day of
Rememberance, a day of Honor for Major Mariah...a Comrade, a
Commando, but most of all, a dear, dear friend.
Mariah, today was hard, very hard. We have lost a part of our spirit
as we have lost you, and it is difficult to understand
why...except...in our heart of hearts we do know why....
You were the Best!
I salute you, Major Mariah...your Mission has just begun.
Kinney
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The day you laid me down to sleep
you prayed to the Lord my soul to keep.
I know you had to send me on my way
but you sent me to a new, better, and much brighter day.
You sent me home to heaven above
where I'm cradled in God's arms, covered with His love.
I understand what you did, you did out of love
and I'll return that love from my new home above.
My sickness is gone and I'm free here to roam.
I fly and play in the meadows, here in my new home.
We play here by the Bridge from morning to night.
There is no rain here, just warm sunlight.
I know you all miss me, I miss you all too
but I'll always be with you, whatever you do.
Please wipe the tears from your weeping eyes
by remembering the good times from days gone by.
When you look out into the dark of night
I'll be that bright star, your guiding light.
We'll meet again at the Bridge one day
when we'll walk in the light, together to stay.
Author Unknown
RECRUIT BIJOU RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
With deepest sorrow I address the loss of our good friend and Commando, Recruit Bijou.

Bijou, words cannot express how devastated we Commandos feel at your sudden passing to the bridge. We watched you grow from a young recruit to a fine young gentleman that had the makings of an officer one day.
Through spring's promise to summer's bloom, to the deepened hues of fall we watched you grow. Then came winter and the snow that delighted you so much. Then suddenly, there you were in all your glory, no longer growing and being molded into what you would become, but simply... quietly... Being.

Now your last Commando Mission and the ultimate honor has made its calling upon you. As the brave comrade you are, you have answered. For being chosen and for taking heed, you are awarded the greatest award of all...... the Commando Medal of Honor.
This day shall be yours, February 2nd, so that we may always remember the sacrifice you made for us. Wear it well, our friend, as a special reminder that one day, each of us will join you as surely as spring returns.
Farewell, Recruit Bijou. I salute you!
Kinney
Prezident
LIEUTENANT CRICKET RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
It is with great sadness and many tears that I must announce the
passing of our beloved Lieutenant Cricket....Commando and Friend.

Cricket, you have been an inspiration to us all in so many ways... a
special gal who came into this world with physical differences to
contend with, in need of a loving home. Your strength and
perserverance found you that home, with those that adored you ...and you
found happiness, care, and comfort in this place.
As a Commando, your skills and special talents escalated you to one of
our most decorated Lieutenants, with many medals, special recon
assignments, and devious deceptions.... you were aptly named "The Decoy".
Now you are in a new place, a new home... and there is not one of us who
doubts that you will excel in every way in this special place.
For those of us who remain, rest assured that your memory will be with
us forever, and that we will never forget.

In honor of Lieutenant Cricket, I would like each of us to observe a
minute of silence, and know that December 22nd will remain, forever and
always, a day of remembrance for our Comrade.
I salute you Cricket! You were one of a kind.
Prezident Kinney
RECRUIT TEE LA RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR
It is with a heavy heart and much sorrow that I must announce the loss
of our beloved TeeLa... a comrade, a Commando.

Recruit TeeLa was much loved by her Hooman family. There will be
many tears and much heartache at her sudden departure from this earth.
But TeeLa's spirit will live on in each and every one of our
memories... for she was that kind of gal... full of love, full of life.

TeeLa reminds us all to live each day as it blossoms, each moment touched
by a ray of sunshine, each second as a quenching drop of dew.
I proclaim today, November 24th, a day of rememberance for our dear
Commando TeeLa, so that we shall never forget the joy she brought in
her lifetime.
I salute you TeeLa, and I look forward to the day when we will meet
again.
Kinney
Prezident
CORPORAL PETIE RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR

It is with a heavy heart that I say these words; express these thoughts. For today, our beloved ToothPick Maker... commando and friend, Petie... passed over the Rainbow Bridge.
ToothPick Maker was a brave comrade and a member of the Land Team. He participated in our missions with valor and an ingenuity far beyond his years. When not on missions, ToothPick Maker hosted the best parties, bar none. Petie's hospitality and friendship to all shone like a beacon for each and every one of us.

It is with great, great sadness that I ask you all to participate in a moment of silence for ToothPick Maker.
As Prezident, I mark today, September the 11th, an official day of remembrance for our fellow commando, - Corporal Petie - a day to celebrate his life and the wonderful moments we shared.
Goodbye, ToothPick Maker. We salute you. Prezident Kinney
RECRUIT POLLY RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR

With profound regret we honor today the passing of yet another loyal friend and comrade.

Let us each spend a moment of silence as a salute to our fellow commando, Recruit Polly.
Polly was a shining example of courage in the face of adversity, strength in times of sadness, and the joy to be found in living every day. She taught us all by example and will be deeply missed by all who knew and loved her.
Today, July 24th, will hereafter be recognized as a day of remembrance of Polly - our friend; our sister. Polly, until that time when we are all again united, we will hold you dear in our hearts and forever in our minds.
We salute you!
Prezident Kinney
CORPORAL GHERKIN RECEIVES MEDAL OF HONOR

It is with a saddened, heavy heart that I announce the sudden passing
of another friend and Commando. Gherkin will be remembered by all of us
for his immense charm and tenacity... his loyalty to the cause...his loyalty to
friends.

I ask that each one of us perch for a moment of silence and salute
our comrade, Corporal Gherkin.
In recognition of his courage, and in memory of his life, Corporal
Gherkin will receive the Medal of Honor, and July 15th will stand as
his day of remembrance for as long as we remain Parrotlets United.
We will miss you Gherkin, in many, many ways. Your mission here has
ended, and a new one has begun...one that we cannot share, but we can
imagine.
We salute you!
Prezident Kinney
Recruit Maximus Receives Medal of Honor

It is with great sadness that I announce the parting of another of
our Commando Comrades.

Maximus Desimus Meridius was only with us for a short time, but during
that time, we all felt a presence larger than mere size, a strength
of character that would one day blossom into bravery.
Today is that day. As President, I would like to share with you one moment of silence for our Max and announce that June 27th shall be marked as his memorial for as long as we remain Parrotlets United.
Max will receive the Commando Medal of Honor for his last act of bravery.
We Salute you Maximus!
Kinney
Prez
Corp. Moki Receives Medal of Honor

TO OUR FALLEN COMRADE
Corporal
Moki died in a fire today, April 16, 2004. He was a very good commando and loved
life and helping hoomans get over their problems. Moki was a therapy bird
with the Women in Crisis Center. He is loved by many and will live on
forever in our hearts. We Salute you Moki!
"CORPORAL MOKI"

In honor of our friend and
pilot extraordinaire, Moki, I would like
to suggest that we, The Kahootz Klub, observe a two-minute silence and mark
this day, April 16th, as Moki's Remembrance Day for as long as we remain
Parrotlets United.
As President, I also officially announce that Corporal Moki is awarded the Medal of Honor for his bravery today and for just being one damn decent guy. Elmo...we are
sorry for the loss of your son. I bow my head to you.
Kinney
Prez.
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