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THE LATEST NEWS
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2008 BEIJING OLYMPIC MEDALS AWARDED!
Promotion List Announced!
Prezident Kinney awards medals to the following Commandos.
Promotions awarded to those in CAPITALS:
LIEUTENANT "POMMELIN'" MS. B.B.
LIEUTENANT "BELOW THE BELT" BALOU
CORPORAL "HI-YA!" BIGBOY
MAJOR "RUM RUNNER" BINK DA GUNNER
lenoloC "Balls, Balls, Balls" yelkcorB
LIEUTENANT "THE 100M WADDLE" BUBBA
LIEUTENANT "CARROT" CHIQUITA
LIEUTENANT "HIGH JUMPIN'" CLEO
Lieutenant "Clean & Jerk" Bulldog Dickens
FS General "Sensei" Doodlebug
Colonel "Air Rifle" Emril
LIEUTENANT "SOUTH PAW" FIDDLESTICKS
LIEUTENANT "TOUR DE FRANCE" GEENO
CORPORAL "BOW" GEEZA
CORPORAL "SPLASH" GHERKIN
CORPORAL "RINGS" GIZMO
MAJOR "SPITTIN'" HALF PINT
Lieutenant "Stick It!" Holly
CORPORAL "SPLITS" ICARUS
CORPORAL "JAVELIN" INDIANA JONES
Lieutenant "Kayak" Jack
Lieutenant "Galloping" Kiwi M.
Recruit "Kilo" Klaus
Major "Trunks" Luke
Major "Target" Maggie May
CORPORAL "READY! SET!" MAYA
MAJOR "IRON GRUNT" MICORA
MAJOR "DRESSAGE" MISSY
CORPORAL "MOWGI-THE-GOALIE"
CORPORAL "PRANCIN'" MYRTLE
Lieutenant "Towerin'" Neemo
LIEUTENANT "CANNON" NORMEE
MAJOR "THONGS" PEEWEE
General "Bullseye" Pipsqueak
CORPORAL "VERTICAL" POPPET
LIEUTENANT "LANES" POWDER PICKLE
Major "Makin' Hay" Quazar
LIEUTENANT "COASTIN'" QUINCE
LIEUTENANT "ACE" RIPLEY
Colonel "Nose Plug" Rosebud
CORPORAL "OARS" ROSSI
LIEUTENANT "I HAVE TO RIDE A HORSE?" SIMON
Lieutenant "Three or Five" Skittles
LIEUTENANT "SPOKES" SKOSHI
CORPORAL "SANDPIT" SPARKLE
MAJOR "POP WHEELIN'" SUNNY
CORPORAL "ARROW" SWEETIE ANGEL
Lieutenant Tory
Major "Bump" Trixie
CORPORAL "HURDLIN'" TWINKLE TOES
CORPORAL "JABBIN' VIRGIL" CRUISER
MAJOR "NET SERVE" EAGELETTE (WIGIT)
See our PAST MISSIONS page for a full write-up
of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Commando experience!
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COMMANDO OF THE MONTH!
"Fiddlesticks: King of Mauritius"
Corporal Fiddlesticks awarded Commando of the Month.
Read all about it on our Commando of the Month page!
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FIFTH ANNUAL KLUBBIE AWARDS!
WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!
The Commando Birdies equivalent of the Academy Awards.
See which Commandos' names are engraved on the Klubbie Awards
in the categories of Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director,
Best Picture and Best FX - Technical Achievement!
(Enter the Klubademy Here!)
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NORTH POLE MISSION COMPLETE
Commandos Suit Up, Escort Rescue Birdies to Visit Santa!
MEDALS AWARDED!
(See our Past Missions page for the full story!)
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Commandos Juvenile Institute of Training
2007 GRADUATING CLASS!
New Commandos Ready to Conquer the World!
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Commandos Juvenile Institute of Training
2007 FACULTY and STAFF!
The Exhausted Educators.
(See our CJIT page for the full story!)
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COMMANDOS VICTORIOUS IN 2006 WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES!!!
COMMANDO OLYMPIANS EARN 9 OLYMPIC MEDALS!
The Commando Birdies returned from historic first Olympic Games in Torino with medals in the following venues:
Alpine Skiing - SILVER
Curling - SILVER
Freestyle Skiing - SILVER
Ice Hockey - SILVER
Ski Jumping - SILVER (2 - Individual & Team)
Cross Country Skiing - BRONZE
Nordic Combined - BRONZE
Snowboarding - BRONZE
We congratulate our Commando Athletes for their skill and daring
and put the hooman world on notice now:
Commando Olympians will RETURN to competition
in the next Summer Olympiad!
See our "Past Missions" page for details!
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